Iron Man 2: Did you just do that? (SPOILER ALERT!)

I think I have given enough time for all the hardcore nerds to see Iron Man 2 so here goes. Whilst diving into Tony Stark's problem with alcohol abuse a scene takes place in the movie during Tony's birthday where he is on stage in the Iron Man uniform and tells the crowd, "A lot of people ask me how i go to the bathroom in this thing(pause)...like that." Now this lame joke in itself could be a Marvel Mishap, but it's not. Tony Stark always has his machines bolt on the iron man suit while he is fully clothed so do the robots somehow pull off his underwear and replace them with a diaper every time he suits up or did he just piss himself? I'm going to go with the second choice. Not very heroic...and pretty lame.

From My Personal Collection:

What do Marvel heroes do when they're not fighting super villains? Combat the dangers of smoking of course! In 1982 and again in 1991 The American Cancer Society teamed up with Marvel comics to release a free issue where Spider-Man, Powerman, and Storm fight Smokescreen, a villain who is trying to get a high school track star to smoke. Turns out the Mob is betting on the next track meet and are trying to get him to smoke to rig it. And you were worried they were killing people and smuggling Cocaine into the country.

From My Personal Collection:

What do D.C. heroes do when they're not fighting super villians?? Inform Everyone about AIDS of course! In a Jan. 1994 issue of Superman In Action Comics there is a PSA where Green Lantern informs everyone that just because you're gay, doesn't mean you have AIDS. You tell em G.L.!

Marvel REALLY hoped you wouldn't find out about this

D.C. may have made a bad pilot they wanted to hide, but Marvel made a movie so horrible you can not buy it in stores. The holy grail of bad comic book movies, 1994's Fantastic Four. It features everything you would imagine. Bad acting, bad special effects, bad story, and a really horribl...e looking Thing. The only place to find this gem now is at comic book conventions and on the good ol' internet.

D.C. hoped you wouldn't find out about this one

In 1958 a pilot was made for a new D.C. show, The Adventures of Superpup. The show featured midgets in dog outfits and Superpup, also known as Bark Bent. The pilot was so horrible, it was never aired and the show was never made. Don't take my word for it. It's on youtube.

Jimmy Olsen

!@#$ you Jimmy, You dirty Nazi.

Ghost Rider: The Movie

Need I say more? Well I will. This was the nail in Nick Cage's Career Coffin. So Horrible. Sam Elliot, why would you do this?? Oh and the two best features were Nick's air brushed ab's and chowing down candy. Your a !@#$ing demon! Drink Jack Daniels straight or something!!Candy?! Really!? Thanks Marvel.